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Unveil the secret to a blissful connection with our Weed Before Sex is a Love Language
greeting card! This card speaks volumes to those who appreciate the finer nuances of love and relaxation. With its bold green lettering and a dash of whimsy, it's a wink and a nod to the joy of shared experiences. Whether it's a special occasion or a spontaneous gesture, this card is the perfect way to say, I get you,
in a language that resonates with the heart and soul.
Design Details:
- Front Message: Weed Before Sex is a Love Language
- Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
- Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
- Includes: Greeting Card, One-Hitter Pipe, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
3 -7 Business days.
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