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Our Suck a Bag of Dicks candies are packaged with 25 mini-packs of mint-flavored penis-shaped candies, each containing five candies per pack. These are perfect for bachelorette party favors, piatas, or a fun hand-out. This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for any a**hole in your life. An excellent gift for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or coworker that can't take a hint.
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