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Make sure your special someone has a night they won't forget with the I See Dick In Your Near Future
Halloween Naughty Greeting Card. A play on words you won't mind hearing, this naughty card offers a crystal ball prediction of *getting the D* in the near future. It's the perfect way to make someone smile or blush! Shop now for halloween-inspired adult-rated greeting cards.
Design Details:
- Front Message: I See Dick In Your Near Future
- Inside Message: (Blank Inside)
- Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
- Includes: Greeting Card, Envelope, Plastic Wrap
3 -7 Business days.
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