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Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine the looks on your friends' and family's faces when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It's a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!
These bad boys come in a 3oz bag with approx. 100 pieces of candy per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick 'em in stockings, slip 'em under the tree, or just leave 'em out for all to enjoy. Who knows, they might even put a smile on old St. Nick's face!
So, what are you waiting for? Grab a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks and let the holiday hijinks begin! Just don't blame us if you end up on the naughty list.
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