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Introducing Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks. the ultimate candy with an attitude that's perfect for those special people in your life who deserve a taste of their own medicine. This bold and cheeky candy is perfect for those special individuals who deserve a not-so-subtle reminder. Whether it's for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or that coworker who just canft.t take a hint, this bag of fruit-flavored dick candies is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs and eye rolls. With approximately 100 pieces or 3 ounces per bag, you'll have enough to share the mischievous fun. So go ahead, embrace your playful side and give the gift that will have everyone talking (and laughing)!
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